The Pharaohs Would Not Approve

Kill us??? But we love you!

In a completely rational move, the Egyptian government decided to protect its citizens by doing this . . .

“The Egyptian government decreed on Wednesday that all 300,000 pigs in the country had to be slaughtered as a precaution against the spread swine flu; despite the fact that no cases of the H1N1 swine flu virus have been reported here and it is spread by people, not pigs.”

What???? So let me get this straight, the government is going to have every pig in the country killed, robbing thousands of what amounts to their life savings to avoid a disease that is not even spread by pigs??? Maybe Africa should kill every monkey to stop the AIDS epidemic too!

It’s the fucking flu, relax. 20,000 Americans a year die from the flu and Ahmed is supposed to kill his whole fucking flock?? I hope the 300,000 dead pig bodies start a black plague that kills only those stupid enough to give a shit about swine flu. WTF!