How Bout Two Weeks Please?

Your vagina is less inviting that Magic Johnson's cold sores!

Kenyan woman decided to get back at their government this week by doing this.

“Thousands of Kenyan women vowed Wednesday to begin a weeklong sex strike to try to protest their country’s bickering leadership, which they say threatens to revive the bloody chaos that convulsed the African country last year.

Kenyan women everywhere, if I may be frank here, the above picture is real. That is a real Kenyan woman; some would say an “average” Kenyan woman. A week without having sex with her would be like a week without having to work as a fluffer on Big Gay Cocks. It’s just that the picture above rather terrifies me and makes my penis not only hide inside of itself, but I think to recover the little fella may need four Viagra’s and Meg Ryan’s orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally at Katz’s Deli (don’t you judge me, it’s not like I’m fucking a Kenyan).

WTF!