Nice Day…For A Blowjob!

He should have had this in the window

So what if Cleveland’s (kind of) police chief was caught masturbating in a car with another man in broad daylight, right before he was going to give that man a blowjob while the chief’s wife is battling cancer? It’s Cleveland! Their river caught on fire once, spontaneously. Nothing surprises me in Cleveland. You could tell me that polar bears were falling from the sky while being attacked by dodo birds above Cleveland and I’d just chuckle, shake my head and say, “…Cleveland” and then continue trying to give myself a Brazilian wax with my Gillette Fusion razor, while drunk.

Anyhow, so you’re the police chief…of a city, not the make believe police chief of an after hours Provincetown, RI group called, “We like sucking dick-ville”, why don’t you be a little more discreet than jerking off with some dude in your car in the middle of a public park? WTF?! I’m sure this is just the support your wife needs as she battles cancer.

Cleveland.