How About “Idiot” Flu?

We should show them respect

In today’s “Most Absurd Thing Said By Someone Affected By His Religious Beliefs“, we have this wonderful statement in regards to the Swine Flu Pandemic:

We should call this Mexican flu and not swine flu in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork.

Ah what a nice, constructive solution to the spread of this disease! I din’t know it was as simple as a case of mistaken identity. I am sure this strain of influenza just needed to be called a Mexican and maybe it would just work itself to death, right? Haha. Get it? Work itself to death…like a Mexican that I put to work on my garden in the hot sun and pay him peanuts for it?? Haha… (cricket…cricket)

Anyway, what kind of religious fanatic says something like t- Hm? That was the Deputy Health Minister of Israel?! WTF?! Sir, just because you don’t like to eat pig, doesn’t mean that we should confuse the world into thinking that this flu virus from dirty pigs is connected with dirty Mexicans. They have had a tough enough hand dealt to them already. We don’t call Capitalism, “The Jews Just Getting Richer”, do we?

Have some class, please.