The Continuing Pussification of America’s Youth

It's too hot!

If you ever wondered when the moment actually was when your kid turned into a pussy, unequipped to handle the realities of the real world and all it’s seasonal changes, I give you: yesterday.

Too hot to go to school? WTF?! Jeez. Our kids sure do have it good. Has Pennsylvania not been introduced to the refrigeration cycle and all of its benefits or something?

I used to walk to and from school barefoot up canyon cliffs with a dead hooker tied to my back in the middle of monsoon season in South East Asia while crossing the battle of Helm’s Deep in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and these little fucks can’t take a little sweat on their brow?

If the future is anything like what the Terminator: Salvation trailer tells me it’s going to be like, then the intestinal fortitude of those kids from Pennsylvania are going to be a bit of a hindrance to our fight. Sorry, John Connor.