Michael Jackson Seems Normal

What happened man?

Hey Jacko. You really think your kids might be scared of a few ghosts? Afterall, they have you as a father and that has to be the most terrifying thing in the world. You parade them around in masks like they were Guantanamo detainees. How lovely. And Michael, have you seen yourself lately? I don’t think ghosts would fuck with you. Freddy Kruger would slice his own head off if he ran into you.

That's terrifying

But hold on a folks, have you seen Michael Jackson’s kids?!? Even though Michael Jackson has made himself uglier and pastier than the Hellraiser, you have to remember that genetically, he is a handsome black fellow. Can’t fake that. But his kids are so Aryan, Hitler would hire them. How the heck did that happen?!?

Definitely half black

This is all so ridiculous. Michael looks like that guy from Robocop who gets doused in acid and we’re worried about his kids being spooked by ghosts? WTF?!