Texas, This Hurts Me More Than It Hurts You

Leaving? Shit, who wants to barbecue?

We here at Browtf understand that we spend a good bit of time talking about the absolute absurdity that is Texas. We really wouldn’t do it if things like this happened other places. (We still might, Texas is fucking weird)

“People who have to be rescued by emergency workers after ignoring mandatory evacuation orders in the face of an oncoming hurricane will have to foot the bill for the rescue under a bill passed Friday by the Texas Senate.”

I’m sorry, but no other state would need to pass legislation like this. Texan’s now officially need laws telling them to leave if a deadly storm is coming to kill them. A helicopter costs $4,400 an HOUR. Where the fuck are Jim-Bob and Bobby-Jo gonna get $4,500? They were too stupid to leave with an oncoming hurricane. I would like to propose a new law: If you choose to stay with Hurricane Katrina on its way, then, by law, you’re fucked. Good luck with the swim, please see your nearest police precinct for a set of rubber ducky floaties. WTF!