Schenanigans

what are you?

Fucking Oprah makes me sick. Sure this only comes from her “magazine” but literally anything bearing her name pisses me off, and the fact that CNN promotes it makes me want to shove golf tees in my eyes.

“Why Woman Are Leaving Men For Other Woman.”

Woah woah woah, time the fuck out lady. That’s actually NOT what’s going on here and it’s for damn sure not something that’s becoming the fucking “cool” thing to do. As a matter of fact, any article with a picture of Cynthia fucking Nixon and her new pony immediately qualifies as UN-COOL.

Your premise is so far off , woman aren’t “trading” boyfriends for girlfriends. Rather, some woman, like 1 in every 400,000 is a lesbian and when they decided to actually act like a fucking lesbian they go and get a girlfriend. You cited two examples. TWO! That hardly qualifies as “fashionable.” WTF!

Now to be clear, I’m all for lesbians and lesbian porn is top-notch. THAT BEING SAID, Lindsay Lohan, Sam Whofuckingcares, and Cynthia Nixon gross me out so I just don’t give a shit if they’re swinging the other way.