Sarah Dillon is an Idiot

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It’s stories like this that make me sometimes wish that we didn’t live in a free society. Afterall, Sarah Dillon could have been a doctor, a secretary or a cadavor. Any of which would have been more productive than her current occupation.

James Brown once told me that this was a man’s world but I wonder what he would think if he knew that women wanted to pee like us too. Sarah Dillon seems to think that her makeshift funnel is a “an edgy product” as she puts it. No, an edgy product is a dildo the size of a baseball bat being sold in Wal-Mart.

Who the fuck would use this thing anyway?

“Women who travel or who go to a lot of concerts where there’s a lot of port-a-potties around, or germaphobics.”

…..You’re serious?! You got money from investors for this? Did you shove a sample of your product in their ass to get them to shell out the cash?

Women who travel? Did women who frequent airports suddenly turn into savages that have to go around peeing into a plastic tube? Let me tell you something here, Sarah…if you’re a germaphobe in a port-a-potty at a concert and you’re using this hollowed out penis to pee into because you are afraid of germs, what then do you do with it after it is covered in urine????

Idiot. Just fucking squat and keep your ass cheeks off the rim. It’s what I do anytime I shit in the sink. Sinks can be a playground for germs!