You Know What Else The Bible Says?

Use your brains people!

Yup. You guessed it. It’s Texas again. And it’s my favorite topic! People poaching a particular verse from the Bible as law and absolute truth and calling themselves, Christian because of it.

Neyland says Javé, a 7-year-old second-grader, has the right to wear her shirttail out because of a Bible verse, 1 Timothy 2:9, which dictates that “women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with propriety and moderation, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or costly clothing.

But get a load of the contradiction of contradictions…

Neyland said she was raised Baptist in Louisiana but does not attend church regularly since she cannot afford to buy a nice dress.

Are you fucking kidding me here? This a joke. I swear, sometimes I can’t take our collective stupidity as a species. Hey Dyker (that’s her name), you know what else the Bible says?

Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

I pray you never get remarried cause if you do, I’m gonna come over with my shirt tucked in and beat your husband’s ass with one hand while brandishing a samurai sword in the other. And I will dare you to try and save him. Hiiiiiii yaaaaaaa! Officer, she grabbed my nuts. What was I supposed to do?

And hey school board. I hope you got a bomb ass sex-ed program because if you voted 6-1 in favor of this idiot throwing Bible verses around in regards to a tucked-in shirt with the equivalent of a “I know you are but what am I?” argument, you’re gonna have some problems when the hammer drops on this one:

Deuteronomy 22:20-21 – If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house.

Best of luck.