Shit, In a Bag, a Five Year Old’s Bag!

by Uncle Awesome on April 24, 2009

I dont even need to get a funny picture, this is real!

I don't even need to get a funny picture, this is real!

ho-ly shit (pun intended)

“A 5-year-old student at Apple Valley Elementary in Yakima headed home on the bus with more than books in his backpack. Jason says his son’s kindergarten teacher had bagged up a piece of human feces and stuck it in his son’s backpack.”

“This little turd was on the floor in my room”

Just think about that sentence for a second, and the fact that it was on a note, sent home by a person certified to teach children.  There are a lot of notes that can you can send home with kids:

“Johnny needs to work harder”

“Johnny doesn’t play well with others”

but. . . . .

“This little turd was on the floor in my room”

Now, everyone is attacking the teacher, but I’m actually torn here because if your kid is taking a shit on the floor in the middle of the classroom, then I’m sorry, but your kid fuuuuuuucked up.  I mean, shit your pants, get sent to the school nurse.  Hell, you will probably get some free new underwear out of it.  More importantly though, everyone  will forget it in a few months.  But shit on the floor and you are unforgettable.  You have to switch schools to lose that stigma.  I wonder what this kid would do later in life to trade whatever nickname is coming his way for something like “poopy pants”. WTF!

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