I don't even need to get a funny picture, this is real!
“A 5-year-old student at Apple Valley Elementary in Yakima headed home on the bus with more than books in his backpack. Jason says his son’s kindergarten teacher had bagged up a piece of human feces and stuck it in his son’s backpack.”
“This little turd was on the floor in my room”
Just think about that sentence for a second, and the fact that it was on a note, sent home by a person certified to teach children. There are a lot of notes that can you can send home with kids:
“Johnny needs to work harder”
“Johnny doesn’t play well with others”
but. . . . .
“This little turd was on the floor in my room”
Now, everyone is attacking the teacher, but I’m actually torn here because if your kid is taking a shit on the floor in the middle of the classroom, then I’m sorry, but your kid fuuuuuuucked up. I mean, shit your pants, get sent to the school nurse. Hell, you will probably get some free new underwear out of it. More importantly though, everyone will forget it in a few months. But shit on the floor and you are unforgettable. You have to switch schools to lose that stigma. I wonder what this kid would do later in life to trade whatever nickname is coming his way for something like “poopy pants”. WTF!
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