I Just Cant Believe This Wasn’t In Ohio

Even I wouldn't have done that!

The chief of the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary said Wednesday the force will apologize to an autistic teenager who was picked up and detained in a lockup because officers assumed he was drunk.

This would be like arresting Corky (see above photo) for blowing lines of cocaine while he’s holding a Costco size box of Pixie Stix. This would be like arresting Helen Keller for peeping in someone’s window while making threatening slurs. This would be like arresting Anne Frank for harassing the Nazis

I imagine the conversation between the officer and Dane Spurrell (Rain Man) went something like this:

Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?

Rain Man: I LIKE CAKE!

Officer: Shit, this guy is gonna be trouble: SIR; how many fingers am I holding up?

Rain Man: 4 which is the square root of 16 which is the square root of 256 which is the square root of 65,553, I LIKE CAKE!

Officer: Man this guy is drunker than a moose in a hockey rink full of Labatt’s: Put your hands on the car now asshole!

Rain Man: Do you know what I like more than cake? TETRIS!!

Officer: Be cool Todd, they trained you for this at Mounty school: You’re under arrest mother fucker!

Rain Man: flashing lights, flashing lights, flashing lights, flashing lights

fin

Canada, you may have us on healthcare, but now I think it’s because all your doctors assume that anyone who is retarded or autistic is just wasted. WTF!