I’ve Got An Idea: GET A LIFE

You text me back you maggot!

When I saw this article the first thing I thought about was my 15 year old sister, because naturally “texting” back and forth with somebody all day is the favorite pastime of young little hussies. And ONLY young girls would do something this fucking ridiculous.

Imagine my surprise as I read on and discovered that douche bag #1 and douche bag #2 were 29 and 30 year old men! MEN texting each other HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES IN A MONTH. What the fuck guys, get a damn life!?!

“Two central Pennsylvania friends spent most of March in a text-messaging record attempt, exchanging a thumbs-flying total of 217,000.”

Go for a run, throw a football, watch HBO, use your damn dicks for crying out loud! No, not on each other…try again.

“Most were either short phrases or one word, ‘LOL’ or ‘Hello,’ things like that, with tons and tons of repeats,” said Andes, reached by phone.”

Stop it, stop it right there you fucking fairies. You deserve the $26,000 bill you received and you should pay it simply for being a disgrace to humankind. I despise people like you with your fat fucking thumbs and far too much free time on your hands.