Wait Wait Wait…15?

by Big Lou Al Timber on April 21, 2009

Check out this 43 year old.

Check out this 43 year old.

Come on dude, you’re being ridiculous.  Look at the fucking picture!

“The suspect’s father in Somalia told defense attorneys that the suspect was born on November 20, 1993 — making him 15, the defense attorneys told CNN.”

And I have a 7-foot dick. 

Forget a forehead, this punk has a goddamn fivehead he’s so old!  His hairline is receding off of his head as we speak.  Are you kidding me?  I can’t wait until they identify him and Somalia falsifies his birth certificate, which means they grab the rock and cross out a few of the lines they’d drawn on it.  15…for fuck sake, come on guys!

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