Mexicans

Damn. Who besides the Nazi’s thought that 257 cubic feet could fit 25 people? I’ll tell you who…Mexicans. Seriously, that van seemed like a Ford E250 to me and the description of the van says it fits 7. Seven. 25 is most definitely not 7. How did all of those people get out of that van unscathed? I’m guessing that not everyone was buckled in. There must have been so many people in there that the body next to you acted as a full time airbag. Kind of like the foam from Demolition Man.

Could you imagine the helicopter pilot radioing this in?

Pilot: Oh! We have a collision! The van is on its side…I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone inside was badly inj- Ok wait a minute! We have some movement here…We have 1, 2, 3, 4…ok wow..pan out! Pan out! We have Mexicans running everywhere. It’s like we kicked over an ant hill! 7, 8, 9, 10…there is a full basketball team roster fleeing the scene! …Hold on. This must be a magic trick! Is there a hole in the ground where they are all running out of?!? 17, 18, 19! It’s like the Terrecotta soldiers have come to life! 23, 24, 25!!! Twenty Five! Ok, we might need some back up.