I Think There’s Been A Rape Up There!

by Uncle Awesome on April 21, 2009

I love sangria and rainbows, life is good!

I love sangria and rainbows, life is good!

There a lot of ways to deter kids from joining gangs and committing murders.  This might be the worst though.

“Killers given computer makeover to show how they will look after 30 years in prison to stop others from joining gangs”

This is the best idea they came up with????  WTF? The guy on the left looks like Red from Shawshank Redemption.  He’s got a mysterious Mona Lisa smile that makes me want to be just like this guy!  This is like taking a picture of the coolest guy in school with a cigarette and saying “kids don’t smoke unless you want to be more popular than Teenwolf”

You want to scare kids from joining gangs and murdering people?  How bout this as your new slogan; “If you murder someone, you will go to jail, AND GET RAPED, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.”   To really drive the point home show kids the movie Deliverance, and as soon as Ned Beatty is being told to squeal like a pig and then raped, flash a picture of the biggest black cock you can find, and watch those kids head straight to church.

To sum up: Becoming a friendly aged black man, not so scary.  Being raped by Mandingo until you bleed out, scary.

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