You're better than this ESPN
Rarely do I get frustrated with ESPN. Basically I live, breathe, and die sports so it’s quite hard for the boys at ESPN.com to piss me off. HOWEVER, this is retarded. You guys must be really fucking bored over there in Bristol right now.
Imagine the buzz in the story room when Thomas Neumann came up with this idea:
Lead Editor: “Guys, what’s going on, we need some ideas, brainstorm, spit it out!”
Bill Simmons: “Well, the NBA Playoffs just started, baseball is two weeks in, 24 polo horses died yesterday…”
Neumann: “I got it! What if EVERY FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD were in college and we did a mock draft!?!?! Yeah, sounds awesome!!”
Bill Simmons: “WHAT?”
Lead Editor: “Great idea Neumann, bang it out.”
Simmons probably spit out his coffee and contemplated punching Neumann in the throat. What a fucking waste of time.
![[del.icio.us]](http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/delicious.png)
![[Digg]](http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/digg.png)
![[Facebook]](http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/facebook.png)
![[Reddit]](http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/reddit.png)
![[StumbleUpon]](http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/stumbleupon.png)
![[Technorati]](http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/technorati.png)
![[Twitter]](http://www.browtf.com/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/twitter.png)
Last 5 posts by Big Lou Al Timber
- Run For Your Lives! - December 9th, 2009
- What A Prick! - December 7th, 2009
- Job Well Done, Douche - December 3rd, 2009
- HAHAHA, Texas WTF! - December 2nd, 2009
- You're Gay, And I Don't Give A Shit - December 2nd, 2009
No related posts.
Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
No Comments
