Texas: Still Blowing Our Minds

Poop here.

Usually, the only reason news from Galveston, Texas ever reaches my eyeballs is because it is about to be wiped off the planet by another hurricane. But since it’s spring time and there are no hurricanes in sight, we get this to read about.

You can execute a mentally retarded person in Texas, but you can’t swear? Isn’t that something? What kind of a pansy ass, out-of-touch father can’t handle someone referring to cats pooing as, “cat’s shitting” in front of his 13 year-old daughter and has to call the cops? Bro, your daughter is 13. She’s probably sucking dick at a “Rainbow Party” …ok, maybe she isn’t, but she’s probably Cleveland Steamed some people. Point is, she isn’t the angel you think she is and I’m pretty sure she is not offended by the gerund: shitting.

If you call the cops on a guy for cursing, you gotta be prepared for that guy killing your cats. Wait. What’s that? The cats have actually gone missing now?

Hehe.