The Portuguese Water Dog Club Of America?

So stupid

God help us.

In a world full of non-qualified people popping kids out like they were edamame beans on one end, and killing their entire family and then themselves on the other, it seems as if the pertinent thing to write about is why everyone shouldn’t get a dog like the Obama’s.

But water dogs are not for everybody, and it would be sad to see people getting the dog without doing the proper research.

Really? Sad? Some guy just exectuted his whole family in Maryland and then blew his head off. THAT’S sad. I actually think it would be hysterical if a bunch of idiots get a dog that turned the inside of their house into Fallujah, just because a complete stranger that they have zero contact with got the same kind of dog.

Harding said she believes the first family will be successful with their new dog because “they have access to the best trainers, and they want to make this work.”

Successful? Outstanding insight Ms. Harding! How many endless nights of work did it take you to come up with that theory? He’s the friggin President of the United States! It’s not like this dog is going to have its rib cage jutting out and it’s hair all ratty rummaging through the grass, chasing rodents at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The Obama’s could buy a pack of hyenas and the first family would be “successful” with them.

After the movie “101 Dalmatians” came out in 1996, “thousands of people rushed to get the dog, and thousands of dogs ended up in rescue kennels,” Teasley said.

Are the American people really this ridiculous? We sounds like a bunch of dogs chasing after a tennis ball. I wish the Obama’s bought a lemming. It would be more fitting.