You People Make Me Sick

See! You're judging her right now!

Oh stop it. You people wouldn’t be so “gobsmacked” if she was hot.

This is all a load of malarkey. Every single one of you laughed and judged her just like everyone else did when she came on stage. You were sitting on your couch in your best throwing position, ready to cast the first stone, just HOPING this woman would be your comic relief for the night.

“Haha. Look how fat she is!” “Nice hair!” “Nice outfit!” ”I can’t wait till she sucks so I can laugh at her and feel better about myself and thank God I am not her!”

And then she sang. And like OJ on trial for kidnapping people while brandishing a firearm and hidden in a ski mask, “You were sorry.” And what does society do when they feel sorry in retrospect, they forward this shit on so they can feel good about themselves, and they can show people to not judge a book by it’s cover. Fuck you and your guilt ridden self.

If this chick was hot and sang the same song, she wouldn’t be the cover article ANYWHERE. In fact, if she was hot, you would have never heard of this performance. What about the hot chicks, people? Don’t they deserve attention in life? (See: what you monsters did to Casey Carlson on American Idol this year)

Fan mail? Fan Mail = Sorry I judged you and thought you were pasty.

I’m pretty much an Adonis. No one says shit about my body because they’re used to it looking like a sculpture. But if a 400lb fat guy loses weight, everyone’s quick to say, “Oh you look soooooo good!” and he’s getting free hand jobs left and right. What about the good looking people? We deserve free hand jobs too.

Don’t get me wrong. I want the best for Susan Boyle as well, but all you idiots are coocoo for cocoa puffs over this lady because you feel guilty for thinking that plain, unflattering people who have never gotten out of the batter’s box, couldn’t sing.

Now, if she gave that performance without a head, then yes, it should have 15 million hits and you should call in Anderson Cooper for some 360 action. Otherwise, let’s all relax. It wasn’t like she was one of Ulysses’ sirens or anything.

Can we keep society’s guilt out of the headlines, please?