Pirate Stock – Update

Back and forth

Maybe our maritime friends don’t have a portable internet device laying amongst their RPGs because they clearly did not get the BROWTF message yesterday.

Maybe I underestimated the popularity of Any Given Sunday in the pirate neighborhoods. Or maybe I underestimated the pull of being able to make it rain on 72 virgins, because these guys have some stones.

Mr. Pirates…once again, if you see a ship with a colorful rectangle painted on the back of it and this rectangle carries 50 white stars, turn the fuck around because,

The pirates never made it onto the ship and the vessel is now being escorted by the guided missile destroyer USS Bainbridge.

Guided. Missle. Destroyer. A lot of good power words there, fellas. Each word scarier than the previous one. Remember stick with the Spanikopita crew. I don’t think the Greek language even has words for “guided”, “missle”, and “destroyer”. Well, only in the sentence, “I guided the moussaka into my mouth and followed that with my tenth shot of ouzo which acted like a missle on my stomach. I am so destroyed right now, I think I’ll take a nap.”