At The Forefront of Science

by Uncle Awesome on April 15, 2009

 

Will you marry me?

Will you marry me?

Yahoo can always raise the intellectual bar with fascinating studies, like this one.   People who smile in yearbook pictures are more likely to stay married??? Are you kidding me?  Somewhere real scientists are getting paid to go to work and do this???  Where do I sign up for this job?  Am I underqualified?  Let’s see the basis for said study. . . 

“Maybe smiling represents a positive disposition towards life,” said study leader Matthew Hertenstein

Ho-ly shit, why in God’s name didn’t I think of that.  No wonder you’re the study leader, Matt.  You, sir, are a credit to the entire scientific community.  But let me try to fully comprehend what your years of research are saying.  People who smile (ok, I’m with you so far), may be happier than people who don’t smile.  Admittedly, I have never taken quantum physics, but allow me to retort. . .  Your study is farts!

WTF!

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