Umm…Hello God? Are You There?

by Big Lou Al Timber on April 14, 2009

What do you call THIS Mr. God?

What do you call THIS Mr. God?

It’s bad enough that this wretched bag of ass kidnapped, raped with an instrument, and then killed Sandra Cantu.  And it’s even worse that she stuffed her 8 year old body into a suitcase and threw it into a pond.  But here’s the kicker, here’s where the story gets really juicy:  Bitch teaches Sunday School and her Grandpa was a Pastor.

WTF ? 

Please tell me you didn’t prey on little boys and girls at Sunday School, because I think that might be sacreligious or something.  I’m no bible thumper, but didn’t God leave out “rape with an instrument” from his list of things to do, a lot?  And stuffing a suitcase with a dead kid?  Which day was that?  Like right after the flood and before God killed the dinosaurs right? 

At least she can ask for forgiveness and probably get it.  Right before they send 1 billion volts of hell through her body.  See you in heaven Huckaby.

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