I Guess the Giants Haven’t Been Through Enough

As if having your star wide receiver shoot himself in the goddamn leg isn’t enough of a distraction, the New York Giants are dealing with a new problem this afternoon. Turns out another receiver, Steve Smith, was robbed at gunpoint the night of November 25th.

Now I know what you’re thinking…Where was Plaxico while all this was going down? Obviously HOLDING THE FUCKING GUN!

Either Plax is pissed now that he isn’t the only guy catching Eli’s balls (pun intended), or the motherfucker is just crazy. I’m guessing crazy.

Why wouldn’t Plaxico hold up Steve Smith’s chauffer-driven hooptie? I would. That bitch went to USC, the home of pussies and daddy’s girls, or daddy’s girl’s pussies, whatever. He couldn’t even wash the tires on the Mercedes BUS that Plaxico took to the courthouse.

When Tom Coughlin was asked what he thought about this, he threw a chair.