And The Winner For The Biggest Douche Of The Month Award Is. . .

by Uncle Awesome on April 14, 2009

You truly are an asshole!

James Kauchis. James works in a building near where 14 people were shot and killed last week in Binghamton NY. James’ building was put on lockdown, you know, to try to save their lives. James missed his lunch hour. James filed a formal complaint against Broome County to be paid for his lost hour. Yes I’m serious.

Dear Jim,

Can I call you “Jim”? Were you having some sort of diabetic emergency? Was this an April Fools joke and you’re just going by the Mayan calander? Is there a chance that I am missing something Jimbo, because from where I stand I would tell Schindler to take you off his list. Good luck getting your eight dollars for your missed lunch hour. You’re a bigger douche than Jeff, the guy who stole Kelly from Zack at the Max. I never thought I would say that.

Uncle Awesome

PS. WTF!

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