Why Was This Woman Saved?

Don't mess with animals that do this for a living.

God Damnit! This was the perfect opportunity to thin out the human herd and what do we do? We throw this woman a life ring (literally). WTF!

Someone once told me that a polar bear would beat me in an arm wrestle. I have one rule in life: Never mess with an animal that can beat you over the top. Let alone the sole animal on the planet that actually hunts human beings. Now, if you wanna go leaping fences to jump in a polar cage at feeding time to see what a bear paw to the mandible feels like, well let me just grab my Junior Mints and soda because I’m gonna enjoy this matinee.

Look folks, people that choose to jump into bear cages deserve to die. Every time we let people off the hook, the term, “Enter at your own risk” starts to carry as much weight as Lindsay Lohan’s feet, 4 days into a post-breakup coke binge.

The pussy-fication of humanity has to stop.