I’m Confused….

I don't even know what this is.

Did anybody even know the US had a ship held captive by pirates off the coast of Somalia? I sure didn’t, I thought that honor was only for ships from Turkmenistan and row boats from Indonesia. Apparently we’re susceptible too?

Of course not, Hip Hip Horray! We got control of the ship back. Or, maybe fucking not.

“The crew of a U.S. freighter has regained control from pirates, but its captain is held hostage, the second officer says.”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if your captain is still being held hostage, how exactly do you have “CONTROL” of the ship? With all due respect, I think the lanky Somali guy with the machete to the Captain’s throat is in mother fucking control. You utter one word he doesn’t appreciate, and Old Cap has his adam’s apple cut out.

I guess this isn’t unlike America, GW perfected announcements that weren’t true, like when he said we won the war in Iraq 8 years ago, yeah, the one that’s still going on today. WTF?