This is not 1988.
If my ears are bleeding because of the racket coming out of your Ipod headphones (which are ten feet away from me), then I’m pretty sure that you are on the fast track to going deaf. Are those noise amplifying headphones? I was on the bus this morning and I swear I have been in louder clubs. Either this girl’s ear canal was more clogged than a constipated intestine or she wanted to know what it would have been like to hear the Big Bang.
It was so loud that I could hear the singer breathing in between verses.
New Rule: Turn your Ipod on in your bedroom and leave it there, put ear plugs in, go in the bathroom, shut the door, take a shower. If you can still hear Lady GaGa’s profoundness from in there…turn your volume the fuck down when you are in public or I will poke your face.
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