WTF is going on with the nerves in my leg? Systematically, when I’m on the toilet playing Brick Breaker on my CrackBerry, the elbows digging into my lower thigh/upper knee region cause my legs to fall asleep after about 8.5 minutes. EVERY TIME!
You hear stories of people surviving in the forest for days without food or water and I can’t go 9 minutes without turning into a paraplegic on the shitter? It’s absurd. And the only way to get the feeling back in my legs is to actually stand up. What a fun moment that is as I try to walk back to my office with the sure footing of a new born giraffe.
Bro, WTF!
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