I know I have a lot of complaints about America and some of the things we do as a people and as a country but let me be clear…I am ECSTATIC that I don’t live near Kaziranga, India. Never ever do I want to be trying to fend off a cloaking flying tiger with a small bamboo stick. WTF! I’ve seen animals soar before but those are usually called birds. Was this video shot in the Matrix??? I can almost hear Morpheus teaching this tiger, “Free…your…mind.”
Fuck me! What kind of a conversation has to happen to find yourself atop the least agile animal on four legs with the least effective defensive weapon at your disposal?
- Hey guys, I hear that an invisible soaring tiger is on the loose.
- Sweet! Let me go get an elephant and a stick and let’s go get that son of a bitch!!
Most animals are cooler than us. This tiger is the motherfucking James Dean of animals.
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