NFL Official: NFL Games Are Not Fixed

Well no shit. Let me be the first to express my amazement to the fact that an NFL Official, more accurately speaking the NFL’s Vice President of Officiating, declared that, get this, NFL games are not fixed. http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/78610.

Incredible!?! I can’t believe the NFL isn’t in bed with Las Vegas and every bookie across the country. I was totally under the impression that every time an official ducked under the “replay hood” he hopped on the phone with Johnny Legbreak, director of handicapping at your local Indian Casino.

Thank God the NFL came out and cleared that all up for us. Oh, why should we believe them you ask? It’s obvious isn’t it? If the NFL declares it’s own innocense then it has to be true. It’s no different than Mr. Jonathan Cochran, who was being paid by O.J. Simpson, declaring that Sir O.J. did NOT commit the crime. Never saw THAT coming!