Who’s Banging Obese Chicks, Anyway?

by Commodore on April 2, 2009

1 out of 4 gents...1 out of 4.  Oof.

1 out of 4 gents...1 out of 4. Oof.

Hang on a minute.  Aren’t we overlooking something here?

Shouldn’t we be more worried that there are men out there ejaculating inside the vaginal canals of obese women, than we should be about the fact that obese women are on the pill?  I’m confused.

Wait…1 out of 4 chicks are obese?  My god!   What the hell is going on here?  Man, maybe avoiding ejaculating in an obese women’s vaginal canal might be harder than I thought.  If I black out tonight and go home with a female, there is a 25% chance I end up being on the wrong side of a cellulite carpet bomb.  That’s scary.

On second thought, I think they should stay on the pill.  I black out too often for 25% to not come into play.

Sorry, my apologies.  Carry on.

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