We're fucked.
What has happened to survival instinct?!?! Jesus Christ lady!! You weren’t trapped in a well in Buffalo Bill’s house, you were in your own car! A machine specifically designed to NOT lock you in. Figure it out!!
I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that this is being reported in a newspaper or the fact that a nincompoop “locked” herself in her car. (Of course this was in Florida.) Think about this for a second. This article was posted under “Orlando Breaking News”. Fuck me! Is Orlando, ‘Seahaven Island’? (Go see The Truman Show) Is there really nothing going on in Orlando more interesting? Shouldn’t the title of every article EVERDAY in the Orlando Sentinel be: “For some reason, people still live in Orlando.”
This is the problem with news organizations and the people that read things like The Orlando Sentinel. We don’t need to know that people who can’t figure how to exit their own vehicle, exist. It is not good for our health. I don’t even want to read, “The cops shot her onsite because she was a detriment to society and to the progression of our species.” Just get it done, for the good of all. Like Jack Bauer does.
We humans are reaaaaaaaaly starting to suck.
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