That Makes It OK Right?

You're dead, I'm sorry so I leave a note, no big deal

Here I am, driving down the street, a 30-something year old mother with a new child sucking my tit. Oh crap, there’s a kid in the road. Can’t swerve, don’t want to rock the baby, guess I’ll just hit him and leave a note. Yeah, I’ll leave a note.

Are you fucking kidding me?

A) Swerve to miss child in road

B) Slam on brakes

C) Honk horn and flash lights

D) Hit kid, leave an apology on his dead body.

I’ll take D. What the fuck is wrong with people!?! I can’t wait until they find this dirtbag, and I’ll guarantee you right now she’s white, has a savings account, and will raise the fuck out of a spoiled rotten like shithead kid.

Only in Texas I tell you, only in Texas.