How Did You Come Up With That Number?

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31 ways to save $7,500 on your ”tech” purchases in 2009. What? Dude, did you just pick out a few numbers and try your damnest to relate them? Because that’s just fucking ridiculous.

I’m going to make a list, I’ll call it 47 ways I would fuck you up using just my knees and one rubber band. Or maybe 72 tricks for fucking your sisters and aunts at next year’s family reunion.

This doesn’t qualify as news Rick. In fact it doesn’t qualify as anything! You can’t just write about something and turn it into a list all willy nilly like that, it just doesn’t work!

MSN fails again. They must hire directly out of the Alabama State School District.

81 articles I’ve written that make you all look like douchebags. Here’s another!