Black Friday is that day when most Americans sit at home and sleep off their post Thanksgiving hangover. To some Americans, it is a day which causes unexplainable behavior outside and inside shopping centers. Erica Preuss enjoyed Thanksgiving so much that she probably went to bed at 8PM so she could be at Wal-Mart at 3 fucking 30 in the morning! What’s more amazing is that there were a bunch of people already in the store! Are you fucking kidding me??
Erica refers to herself as a “Black Friday Virgin”, and I refer to Erica as a ‘virgin’ because I don’t think anyone would have sex with someone who woke up at 2:30 in the morning the day after Thanksgiving and then referred to themselves as a “Black Friday Virgin”. I’m willing to bet that she has her virginity in “awesomeness” too.
She states, “So apparently Wal-Mart did take pity on the poor souls standing outside in the cold and let people into the store early.” Pity on people who chose to be there?! No, pity needs to be handed to the people and families affected by the Mumbai attacks. Fire hoses and scalding oil tossed from the roof is what should have been taken on the idiots sleeping outside of a Wal-mart the evening of Thanksgiving.
Another intelli-shopper stated, “Whoa, look at all these people. I’m less worried about the economy than I might have been.” Somewhere in the world…the rest of the world is shaking its head.
The funniest part of this article was the story about a guy who stole a 42″ television from some guys’ cart when he wasn’t looking. Ah, the holiday spirit indeed. I know that most people that are shopping this early might not have a lot of mney for Christmas. I just wish someone would have told them that the Black Friday sales were going all weekend in most stores. I guess you could have spent Thanksgiving indoors instead of camping out in a frozen parking lot.
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